Drowning sorrows etc
Had one of these on Sunday (am I back in the good books, Simon?). Crikey. 6%. Very nice. Bit of an attitude problem, though. Here's what it says on the label:
“This is not a lowest common denomination beer. This is an aggressive beer. We don’t care if you don’t like it. We do not merely aspire to the proclaimed heady heights of conformity through neutrality or blandness. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste of the sophistication to appreciate the depth, character and quality of this premium craft beer. You probably don’t even care that this rebellious beer contains no preservatives and uses only the finest natural ingredients. Just go back to drinking you mass marketed, bland, cheaply made watered down lager, and close the door behind you”.
We mean it, man....
And remember kids, drink responsibly.