Living in a flat on the South Side. With Elvis. And Buddy Holly.
I had a weird experience last week. I swear to goodness I saw Osama Bin Laden's right hand man, Ayman Al-Zawahari driving a white Ford Fiesta up the High Street in Glasgow. I can never take him seriously in Al Qaeda videos, because he always makes me think of Bo' selecta's foul-mouthed Michael Jackson ("Cha'mone - M*****f*****!")
Still it's hardly surprising that Zawahari is in Glasgow when Osama is probably living down Paisley Road West.