The admirable restraint of the British Army
Faced with an obvious target - a group of treacherous Islamist blowhards - it is a testimony to the remarkable restraint of our army that members of the 2nd Battalion The Royal Anglian Regiment treated them with lofty disdain and did not, with bayonets fixed, charge the assorted fuzzy-wuzzies up the high street and run them through with cold steel.
The BBC didn’t want you to see this though (on the news there was lots of talk about ‘anti-war protesters’ as though it was Canon Collins or Bruce Kent). These men are not 'anti-war'. They love war - would love a Holy War. They're just, like, a little busy at the moment, er, claiming jobseekers allowance, paintballing and reading the Koran. But they're ready to answer the call of the Prophet. Oh yes.
Looks like the natives are getting restless, though and it is a matter of time before this provocation, if left unchecked, yields its ugly fruit.
Pray the day never comes.