Comrade citizen, I accuse myself of the following crimes against the State....
Just to make the process of my inevitable show trial smoother for the authorities I hearby accuse myself of having said the following to patients and staff:
God bless you.
I'll pray for you.
Say one for me.
Happy Christmas/Happy Easter.
As my Baptist friend (a soon-to-retire consultant physician) said last night: the End Times are coming.
Pray for the strength to be ready.