Rocky Horror: Outsourced
I really couldn't come up with a better Rocky Horror than Paul Priest's (or as you may know him OTSOTA) splendid mental imagery of the perfect Tabletista Liturgy on Damian Thompson's blog.
The Tablet is very enthused by the notion of house-churches in the community - how soon before the Hyacinth Buckets that now grace the professional laity are bestowing upon us invitations to their personal eucharists with tea and light refreshments ?
Young Jocasta made the unleavened bread herself, Dorian has set up the wi-fi for Inwood mass downloads to play at the appropriate times; and little Imogen photoshopped the doves and glued them onto a purple pashmina for mummy's stole. They can have the social justice charism of a neighbourhood watch meeting afterwards and the sky plus box is already set to play 'Godspell on ice' for this week's RCIA. Julian the significant other and co-celebrant might have to pop-out for a few minutes mid-service to check on the biscotti...
Mr Priest, I salute you.