Friday, February 15, 2008

Sharia Doth Come Sayeth The Druide

Perhaps the truth comes out best in humour sometimes and I had a good giggle at how Chaucer might tell the tale of the Archbishop of Canterbury's recent travails. It's courtesy of Iowahawk: Heere Bigynneth the Tale of the Asse-Hatte

81 "But Father Rowan, we bathyr nae one

82 We onlye want to hav our funne!"

83 "But the Musselman is sure to see

84 Thy funne as Western hegemony.

85 'Tis not Cristian for Cristians to cause

86 The Moor to live by Cristendom's laws

87 Whan he has hise sovereyn culture

88 Crist bade us put ours in sepulture.

89 To be divyne we must first be diverse

90 So cheer thee well, thynges could be wors

91 Sharia is Englishe as tea and scones,

92 So everybody muste get stoned."

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