Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Only Liturgical Dancing I've Ever Enjoyed Watching

At the Triple Rock Church.
MC: And now, this weeks sermon is from our beloved the Reverend Cleophis James.

Rev: And now people. And now people. When I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound. I said, when I woke up this morning I heard a disturbing sound. What I heard was the jingle-jangle of a thousand lost souls. And I'm talking about the souls of all the men and women, departed from this life. Wait a minute, the Lord says the souls of us here on earth is, secret of divine life, they'll not find. Because it's too late... too late yeah, too late for them to ever see again, the light they once chose not to follow, don't be lost when the time comes. For the day of the Lord cometh, as a thief in the night.
Amen. Amen.

Song - The Old Landmark (congregation singing and dancing).

Elwood: Jake, you alright?

[Ray of sunlight shines through the church onto Jake.]

Jake: The band.. (louder) The band..
Rev: Do you see the light?
Jake: (louder) The band!
Rev: Do you see the light?
Elwood: What light?
Rev: Have you seen the light?
Jake: Yes, Yes! Jesus H. tapdancing Christ, I have seen the light!

[Jake starts dancing with the others.]

Jake: The band Elwood. The band!
Elwood: The band? ... The band. The band? The band!
Rev: Praise God.
Elwood: And God bless the United States of America.


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